Cousin Rain did her first grocery shopping yesterday. She was quite worried that she bought the wrong thing, so we communicate via Whatasapp all throughout her shopping expedition until she reached home. While putting away the food, suddenly she exclaimed,' Crisis, get back to you later..'. I got shocked, what crisis? Thought of a lot of worst scenarios like injured by knife etc. Some more she no reply me for more than 1/2 hour. Almost wanted to call her, but then she replied me ,' Got problem putting the celery into the fridge, it's too big, might need to break in half'

Me: I thought wat....






Celery will be cooked tonight...