Postcard from the heart

When my friend told me she will send me a souvenir from Taiwan, I never thought I will receive this wooden kick ass postcard. Honestly I was amazed it made it through the tight Koala custom. 

 

 

I think postcards are one of the coolest souvenir. Short, meaningful and sweet...like this blog :)

Merry Christmas !!!!

 

From the biggest greeting

 

 To the smallest wishes..

 

From the four corners of the earth,

 

From the bottom of the heart,

 

Something simple yet meaningful,

 

For the ones far away,

 

For the ones by my side,

 

HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Who is hotter?

For some reason this feels like an insult to the curry nation from my hometown.

Stay on path

Sometimes you find encouragement at the strangest place.

 

Some creative street art found on those metal boxes that house the public switches.

Do it later

Over yahoo...

Me: I am my worst enemy.

Friend : That's very 'chim'. Why you said that?

Me: I keep procrastinating things..gr..

Friend: Then kick the habit.

Me: Yup, I have decided to kick it.

Friend: When?

Me: Um... later...


Me: I am hopeless

Pork chop stalker

Game room....

Masters: Gimme your facebook Sun..

Sunflower: What for?

Masters: I wanna see.....! Pls...

Sunflower: I am a pork chop lar...

Masters : I love pork chop...!

Sunflower: ... you got some strange preference... (-_-")

Masters: Yeah.... I love to stalk pork chop.. faster gimme.

Sunflower: .... no


Me: Shiver ~ shiver~

Facebook Notifications

Cousin Sis told me she is abstaining from excessive Face book usage. She was quite amaze that someone cyber-ly social like me does not succumb to many Face book temptations. I told her I only log in Face book when notifications exceed 100. She concludes that probably explained why I don't log in often until I told her, it takes about 2 days for notifications to hit 100.

I shocked her speechless.


Me: Maybe I am the one that need to abstain....

Spiderman

One night when I was in the study doing stuff, I heard my cousin yelled," Dad! Bro! There's a spider up the wall!!!!"

 

I thought, cheh, spiders also scared. I decided to help my cousin as the study is just next to said wall. Then I saw said spider and...

 

 Huntsman Spider

 

"UNCLE!! BRO!!! THERE'S A GODDAMN SPIDER ON THE WALL!!!!"

 

If you are wondering, we didn't kill the spider. Uncle caught it and we release it back on our neighbour's tree.

 

Rescue Me

Rain asked me to help her buy the above in Koala Land. It is a herbal remedy to aid those that have trouble sleeping. Rain have not tried it before so I volunteer to be the guinea pig. Unfortunately results were inconclusive. Turns out I can sleep with or without the remedy and I can't really say I sleep better with or without it. As last resort I decided to try using it during broad daylight. Conclusion?

I am a pig and I can sleep anytime.

Worry worry go away

Some days that's all I do

Pretty Face

Someone post this on my Facebook wall. I told my Uncle if God is gonna give me a make over, I want this face

 

Uncle asked," You want this face or you want the body better?"


Me: Er....

Melancholia

Today no matter how I tried, I can't shake off the desolate feeling that I can fall in easily when I think of my circumstances. My armour of motivation quotes nor my shield of optimism succeeded in deflating the melancholia that set in like a chilly morning mist around the mountains. Despite my best efforts, I think I shall be like this for the remainder of the day.

 

 

Maybe because I have come very close only to fail again. It's hard and today I lost to Despair. Tomorrow I will try again.

So near and yet so far

 

I want to reach up and touch the sky....so badly

Hope Hopelessness

Sometimes it is hard to see which side I am on...

Karma

As I was doing my business in the public toilet, dreading the up-coming job interview ( too many failed interviews), I saw this on the toilet door.

 

Makes me felt like someone is trying to tell me something.

The Evil Ice Cream

For the last week my weight has been pretty consistent at 67 kg which is puts me on cloud 9.

I decided to celebrate with a magnum ice cream.

The next day I weighed 68kg.


Me :Damn evil things.

Bunny Suit

There was a time prior to a war (yes, I am still playing that war game), the guys asked me to show them a sexy picture of me in a bunny suit to give them motivation. It will help them fight and win the war etc etc...so in the end, I relented and I said I'll show them a picture of me in a cute bunny suit. So ta-da! 

Me : We lost the war but they still love me..

Can't touch it

I never get the hang of hanging my used-clothes in the closet. Those worn clothes but not due for laundry yet? So cousin bro and I went to Kmart to get me those door hooks to hang my clothes (above). It seem like a good idea until I tried to hang my clothes.

We never anticipate this problem. I can't reach it even if I tip-toed. Danm door.


Solution : Put another layer of hooks. (the pink plastic hooks). Lucky I brought some from Lion City.

Frozen

The other day, they discovered me lying facedown on my bed under a patch of sunlight, unmoving. Aunt asked,"Hey you ok? What are doing?"

I said," Defrosting.."

It has been so cold lately....

Pilates

In effort to keep a healthy lifestyle, Cousin and me decided to invest in the below Pilates home workout which we proudly show to family members.

Uncle took one look and said, " You won't get thin just by watching hor..."

That sarcastic man. Unfortunately until now I have not even watched the CD and it's been 2 weeks since we bought it. Haih~

Live Life fullest

就算是Believe，中間也藏了一個lie；就算是Frien​d，還是免不了end；就算是Lover，還可能會over；就​算是Wife，心裏也夾雜著if；欣慰的是：即便是Forget​，也曾經get，就算impossible，但還藏著possi​ble，如果現在Unhappy，誰又保證不會happy？坦然​面對悲歡得失，才能無悔人生。解碼你的人生

My average translation
..... forget it.

Forever Friends Q6

There are times when

I have needed to tell someone

my fear, times

when I have needed

someone to share a secret,

times when I have needed someone

to rejoice with me

over an achivement.

And those are the times

when only my friend will do.

Forever Friends Q5

You double the fun

Forever Friends Q4

There are times in life when we most need friends. On standby. Ready to do anything or go anywhere. Thank you for doing, being, just that.

Forever Friends Q3

A friend believes in you when no one else does.

She listens when she's heard

the tale a hundred times before,

and she's there for you

when things go wrong.

She never says I told you so,

but help you pick up the pieces

- and glues the bits together.

Forever Friends Q2

"We need a friend's care and kindness - and find delight in discovering they need us too"

Forever Friend Q1

 "A Friend notices you getting wistful over something and gives it to you as an Unbirthday surprise."

The One

My mum never fails to boil my favorite old cucumber soup every time I go home. This time is no exception. While I was slowly swishing the soup inside my mouth, mum gave me this expectant look. Assuming I was suppose to compliment the soup, I said " Nice mum, clear and sweet. I love you mummy!"

She then point to the old cucumber," You didn't notice anything else?"

Actually I didn't so I just stab," You add something more than just pork bones right?" in which she said no. Knowing her blur daughter will never guess in a million years, she said," Notice the old cucumber? It's more meaty than usual." Oh now that she mention, yeah woh. Naturally I asked why.

She said, "I got it for $4.00, the seller said it's the chosen one."

Water me

My mum planted 2 beautiful sunflowers in front of the house porch. She timed it so that it just bloomed when I got home. It was the first sight that greeted me.

Mum stood proudly next to the flowers telling me where she got the seed, how she plant and breed it etc etc....while I ooh and ahh all over it, take about a zillion angles of the flower and send it to about 500 people. Then I thought of something, ' Ma, who gonna water my flower when you are in kangaroo land with me?'

Ma : ...

SMS

I was very impressed with Firefly's latest SMS service. Although I am not too happy they charge 2.00  for the SMS (c'mon, Air Asia do it for free), I still selected it as I like to go 'e-friendly'.

Guess what, the bloody sms never came.

Me: ~sien~

Chit Chat

I have been active in cyber space since the days of IRC and ICQ and later we have yahoo and msn. The english language too have evolved its own set of acryonm to move with times. Since I started actively playing in KAW, I picked up quite a lot new ones from the XYZ generation.

cmi - can't make it

tbh - to be honest

idk - I don't know

idc - I don't care

pm - private message

ttyl - talk to you later

bbl - be back later

lmao - laugh my ass off

xmm - xiao mei mei

ikr - i know right
Of course there are those vulgar ones which I don't think I will share here :)

Looooooong

Friends ask me why until now still haven't install the lastest IOS for Iphone. This is why lor...

This is the reason why lar. See already straight I stop it. You think download drama meh.. wait another day.

Green Lip

Apparently this year, none of the future son-in-laws are giving my mum abalone so I have decided to buy the abalones myself. The abalones are distinguished by their lip colours. Abalone got lip one meh? I didn't ask that question but I diligently study the sample they showed me. There is the black lip, green lip and brown lip. The shopkeeper had to persuade me very long to buy the green lip one. He perplexed why I seem to reject it. I told him,'It feels like the abalone kena poison like that...'