Coming attractions

What is blooming this spring?

Spiderman

One night when I was in the study doing stuff, I heard my cousin yelled," Dad! Bro! There's a spider up the wall!!!!"

 

I thought, cheh, spiders also scared. I decided to help my cousin as the study is just next to said wall. Then I saw said spider and...

 

 Huntsman Spider

 

"UNCLE!! BRO!!! THERE'S A GODDAMN SPIDER ON THE WALL!!!!"

 

If you are wondering, we didn't kill the spider. Uncle caught it and we release it back on our neighbour's tree.

 

Curse of the 土地公 (Earth God)

Some 2 days ago got a message from Cousin Rain. She got food poisoning. Naturally I was very concerned as I had a similar experience some time ago. Cousin Rain said she vomited everything out including the banana that she ate during lunch. I suspected it is a bad banana but Cousin Rain got her own theory.

She said, " I think it's because I took the banana from the prayer altar without asking permission from the 土地公. It is revenge.."

Me: Vomit blood.....

Suicidal I am not..

Lately very into this new app game introduced by a colleague of mine which shall now be known as Totoro. Totoro also very into apps game and every evening after work on the dot 6pm, we will update each other on the numerous game progress that we are currently playing. How cool is that!

No, it's not the babe...

As the name suggest, it's a game where you build land, army, weapons and earn lots and lots of money so that you can build more land, army, weapons and it goes on and on and on. I earn money by going into battle and quest. Going on quest means I left very little to guard the house and a few lazy good for nothing players come and assassinate my staff....eh, sorry army and steal my moolah and they do it multiple times. My hard earn sweaty need to walk around the house to find reception so that can fight in quest MOOLAH.. Gr...! Want to bite their stinky lazy butts.

Now you know why people suicide when their weapons went missing in RPG games. Actually meant for this to be short and sweet but once start scolding cannot stop...hahaha.

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*Blog dedicated to Tapir, the daily updates with Totoro reminds me of the sweet o' MUD times that we had.

New Project

It all started when the sales staff said, everything is 40 - 45% wor, don't you want to take a look? Gone case...

Bunny not included

From this excessive shopping spree a new project is born - Project Paper Attack. If you get something from me, it means the project is successful. Of course Moo made me promise to slap her if this project is not executed. Ha ha ha...!

Am I exhibiting hints of shopaholism?

Transformers

It was fate that I went back to Lion City just in time to watch Transformers. Thanks to Moo, I get to have a movie outing cum meet up with buddies. While we were trading stories on transformer, one of my buddies said, " I remember there was one called Bubble Tea right?"

Autobots, transform!

Me: Later, she amended to say Bumble Tea..adoi....~

Happy Zhong Festival

After the accident of leaving 6 pomelos at home during New Year (which resulted in my family hating pomelo now) I was real careful to check the fridge before I leave. Despite that I still forgot to bring my Nyonya Dumpling from Lion City. Now I am dumpling-less on Dumpling Day.


BUT Luck has it, my Taiwanese Colleague bought me a dumpling from his hometown. Lucky I still have a dumpling after all.

Happy Dumpling Festival everyone!