Service

I don't use a mouse unless it's a desktop. Many thought I 'keh kiang' but I do without a mouse for the simplest reason. There wasn't enough space on the table. (Cheh......). However many of my colleagues can't live with the mouse. Since they spent more than 8 hours a day at work, the mouse is like the third hand. Many people have been perplexed, flummoxed and stunned to discover the absence of mouse when they try to interact with my laptop even Helpdesk whom you thought should be more savvy. Most of the time I am secretly amused, even sympathetic towards their confusion and in order not be blacklisted by Helpdesk, I introduce the Visitor Mouse!

I am infra-red and I come with my own scroller!

Many colleagues were impressed when I bring out my Visitor Mouse from the drawer to ease their burdened minds. Good customer service they said. Lately in order to upgrade my good service to AWESOME service I.... no I didn't upgrade the mouse to blue tooth, don't mengada. For awesome service, I introduce the Visitor Mouse sidekick.....(drum rolls....), ta-da - the Visitor Pad....

Abandon and adopted by me

You would thought people are happy enough with the mouse. However, there are some dinosaur out there who has to have a pad to operate the mouse. It's like saying I can't drive if there is no car mat in the car. Anyway I don't mind that much cause it make me laugh so much to watch people's expression. Don't you think so?

Curse of the 土地公 (Earth God)

Some 2 days ago got a message from Cousin Rain. She got food poisoning. Naturally I was very concerned as I had a similar experience some time ago. Cousin Rain said she vomited everything out including the banana that she ate during lunch. I suspected it is a bad banana but Cousin Rain got her own theory.

She said, " I think it's because I took the banana from the prayer altar without asking permission from the 土地公. It is revenge.."

Me: Vomit blood.....