Sprained

On Thursday night, I sprained my collar bone muscle while washing my hair. No idea how it happened or why it happened. The result was pain around the collar bone area when I am in certain positions (stop the evil thoughts). It become so unbearable that I asked Moo to tampal Salompas for me on Friday night. She said,' Huh, I never use this stuff one. I though it's for aunties...'

Me : What the....