Dillema

I don't know if I should steam my user or fry her in hot oil. How can she tell me she don't know who changed her template (insert nonchalant tone). It is like telling me she don't know who dyed her dog black. If I am a user I will be over IT and the BA demanding answers, swearing retribution to the one who dare to touch my correspondence without my permission. I will bring down the curse of 9 generations on them. But this user......I don't know if I should applaud her or appalled at her attitude.

Me :

Toilet Kungfu

This post is dedicated to all the ladies who practices shaolin squat over the toilet seat.

Do not ever EVER practise your shaolin kungfu in the toilet until you have perfected the art of hovering and aiming with precision at home. Else you are the very reason why you do what you do, not to mention causing other people to spawn alternative methods like lining the toilet seat with paper to counter your inefficiency.