Looooooong

Friends ask me why until now still haven't install the lastest IOS for Iphone. This is why lor...

This is the reason why lar. See already straight I stop it. You think download drama meh.. wait another day.

Green Lip

Apparently this year, none of the future son-in-laws are giving my mum abalone so I have decided to buy the abalones myself. The abalones are distinguished by their lip colours. Abalone got lip one meh? I didn't ask that question but I diligently study the sample they showed me. There is the black lip, green lip and brown lip. The shopkeeper had to persuade me very long to buy the green lip one. He perplexed why I seem to reject it. I told him,'It feels like the abalone kena poison like that...'

Dillema

I don't know if I should steam my user or fry her in hot oil. How can she tell me she don't know who changed her template (insert nonchalant tone). It is like telling me she don't know who dyed her dog black. If I am a user I will be over IT and the BA demanding answers, swearing retribution to the one who dare to touch my correspondence without my permission. I will bring down the curse of 9 generations on them. But this user......I don't know if I should applaud her or appalled at her attitude.

Me :

Toilet Kungfu

This post is dedicated to all the ladies who practices shaolin squat over the toilet seat.

Do not ever EVER practise your shaolin kungfu in the toilet until you have perfected the art of hovering and aiming with precision at home. Else you are the very reason why you do what you do, not to mention causing other people to spawn alternative methods like lining the toilet seat with paper to counter your inefficiency.

Service

I don't use a mouse unless it's a desktop. Many thought I 'keh kiang' but I do without a mouse for the simplest reason. There wasn't enough space on the table. (Cheh......). However many of my colleagues can't live with the mouse. Since they spent more than 8 hours a day at work, the mouse is like the third hand. Many people have been perplexed, flummoxed and stunned to discover the absence of mouse when they try to interact with my laptop even Helpdesk whom you thought should be more savvy. Most of the time I am secretly amused, even sympathetic towards their confusion and in order not be blacklisted by Helpdesk, I introduce the Visitor Mouse!

I am infra-red and I come with my own scroller!

Many colleagues were impressed when I bring out my Visitor Mouse from the drawer to ease their burdened minds. Good customer service they said. Lately in order to upgrade my good service to AWESOME service I.... no I didn't upgrade the mouse to blue tooth, don't mengada. For awesome service, I introduce the Visitor Mouse sidekick.....(drum rolls....), ta-da - the Visitor Pad....

Abandon and adopted by me

You would thought people are happy enough with the mouse. However, there are some dinosaur out there who has to have a pad to operate the mouse. It's like saying I can't drive if there is no car mat in the car. Anyway I don't mind that much cause it make me laugh so much to watch people's expression. Don't you think so?

Curse of the 土地公 (Earth God)

Some 2 days ago got a message from Cousin Rain. She got food poisoning. Naturally I was very concerned as I had a similar experience some time ago. Cousin Rain said she vomited everything out including the banana that she ate during lunch. I suspected it is a bad banana but Cousin Rain got her own theory.

She said, " I think it's because I took the banana from the prayer altar without asking permission from the 土地公. It is revenge.."

Me: Vomit blood.....

Suicidal I am not..

Lately very into this new app game introduced by a colleague of mine which shall now be known as Totoro. Totoro also very into apps game and every evening after work on the dot 6pm, we will update each other on the numerous game progress that we are currently playing. How cool is that!

No, it's not the babe...

As the name suggest, it's a game where you build land, army, weapons and earn lots and lots of money so that you can build more land, army, weapons and it goes on and on and on. I earn money by going into battle and quest. Going on quest means I left very little to guard the house and a few lazy good for nothing players come and assassinate my staff....eh, sorry army and steal my moolah and they do it multiple times. My hard earn sweaty need to walk around the house to find reception so that can fight in quest MOOLAH.. Gr...! Want to bite their stinky lazy butts.

Now you know why people suicide when their weapons went missing in RPG games. Actually meant for this to be short and sweet but once start scolding cannot stop...hahaha.

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*Blog dedicated to Tapir, the daily updates with Totoro reminds me of the sweet o' MUD times that we had.