Eaten Sock

The other day Rain found a note in her shoe.

All things can happen in the Palace

After I stopped laughing, I gotta admit, they are honest people. Anyway, the pink sock came back the next day. Maid manage to recover it from the bowels of the vacumn. Eek. I guess we have to boil it in hot water and nuke it in the microwave to make sure it's disinfected.

Oven II

The in-coming oven resulted in a lot of complicated reaction and beyond the scope of this blog. The Kangaroo entourage touched down Saturday and has already started the food orgy and shopping spree. Curious I asked Cow about the oven. Surprisingly it didn't make the journey to hometown. Why geh?


Cow said, " Mum told aunty that the oven will be tax by custom.."




I love my mum!

Oven

The house was pretty excited with my uncle's impending visit from Kangaroo Land. This time the family matriarch decided to tag along. Uncle said she is bringing a gift along.

It's an oven.
A big oven that can cook a big big big turkey.

Uncle explained ' Your grand-aunt said - Might as well make use of the baggage allowance of 30kg.'

Me : Oh God.....

Fat

Cousin Rain 's mum said she met Cousin Storm in the market and Storm mentioned that she had a chat with Rain over the web call. I 'ke poh' asked what they talked about here.

Rain said, ' Storm told my mum, Rain is well and Piggy is fat.'

Me : I think she meant I am well geh.....(-__-")

Pajamas

Was rolling on my bed in my aunty pajamas, preparing to sleep when I suddenly remember I promised my colleague (next door) that I will clear his fridge for him as he was called back to Lion City for a period of time. Currently room was being occupied by Thai colleague. Lazy to change clothes, I just called the room. When no one picked up, I assumed she is not back yet, (don't ask why I never thought she was sleeping). I plan to rush in and out under 10 mins, so I grab a shopping bag, didn't even put on slippers and burst out of my room to find colleague standing in front of her room preparing to tag in.



Me : Dunno who more surprise... her or me

Change channel

Not long after Cousin Rain came, she had a web call with the family at home to show them, she is still in one piece - safe and sound. They had a loud and warm reunion. For the occasion, brother Thunder hooked up the TV as monitor so that the old folks, dad and mum can see Rain clearly. It was a tearful and joyous moment.

Aunty, not wise in the way of cyber technology, asked Brother Thunder, ' Later, can change channel or not ar? Don't wanna miss the 8pm drama ler.'

Speak up or not

On the way to Coffee Shop Prince's coffee shop in Hongik University, Line No 2, in the packed train, Cousin Rain and me were day-dreaming lost in our individual Iphones, when suddenly I sit up straight. Look up, down, left right.....pause..... then I told Cousin Rain, I wish I can speak Korean. Naturally she asked why.



I told her, ' Cause I wanna tell the aunty in front that she has been flashing her pink panties at me for the last 5 stations,'

It's one of those aunty underwear, cotton and cover the entire ass up to navel.